Top Ten Tips for Incoming Freshman

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1. NO SEX AT SCHOOL, I don’t want to walk into the bathroom, trying to take a leak, and hear moans coming from the stall behind me. If you do this I will make it very awkward for you two, by making a conversation or some other stuff that would make it very uncomfortable.
2. NO VAPING AT SCHOOL, I don’t want to walk into the bathroom and walk into a cloud of peaches or Froot Loops. If you do vape, I will take your vape and flush it down the toilet. It’s not like you will fight back because anyone who vapes is a beta male.
3. Fighting is secretly allowed, if you’re pissed off at someone and feel the urge to get fight, don’t do it in plain sight like an idiot. Do it in the bathroom or in the parking lot. Whoever fights in the halls aren’t trying to fight they are just dancing around like a wimp, or just trying to make a scene. If you do end up fighting in the bathroom, anyone who goes it will stop what there doing and start placing bets. By the way, during bathroom fights, cellphones are prohibited.
4. Don’t try to impress anyone or care what they thing, If everybody thinks about themselves as much as you think about yourself, then they have little time to agonize over you or your outfit or your tweets or your romantic life. They’re too concerned with themselves
5. Don’t block the hallways, It’s annoying as hell. Talk during lunch. Go to class. Also you have phones, you most likely will be able to text during class, if you have a significant, walk them to class and you go to class.
6. NO MAKING OUT IN THE HALLWAYS, Save it for after school, no one wants you watch you try to eat your significant others face, and please don’t stick your tongue down there throats, thats just worse, only thing that should be allowed for PDA is hand holding and hugs, be romantic not sexual.
7. Take advantage of summer school, even if you don’t need it, you can get a semesters worth of credit in 2 weeks, and a years worth of a class in 4 weeks. its so worth it, especially for any and all math classes and especially Government, the teacher is not that good, so take it during summer school and you’ll never have to deal with the teacher or the class again.
8. If you have a chance take dual credit, even if you don’t think its what you need for what you’re going for in college, TAKE IT. you’ll save $400 for a elective or a mandatory class.
9. Find good friends, Find friends that will stand the test of time by your side. Don’t have friends that do drugs or pressure you to do illegal stuff. Find friends that have the same interest as you, and if that interest is drugs, make sure to get arrested with them so maybe theres a chance you’ll be in the same jail cell as them.
10. Don’t try to find love while in high school. Don’t cheat EVER, and if you happen to stumble across someone you want to date, have fun, don’t be too serious, more than likely it won’t work out, while in high school, don’t date for marriage, but that definitely doesn’t mean you cheat on them or jump around from person to person, be a decent human being, don’t go looking for a significant other, more than likely they haven came along or they’re already there you just don’t know it yet. Don’t rush into anything and just go with the flow.